every porn ever

  • guy: *touches girl on the arm*
  • girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

felisirbis:

If you’re not going to comic con clap your hands.
*clap* *clap*
If you live no where near it clap your hands.
*clap* *clap*
if your favorite cast is showing and you’re dying ‘cause you’re not going.
then go ahead and cry and clap your hands.
*clap* *clap*

(via dauntless-mockingjays)

cumber-bitches:

"NO MUM GET OUT MY ROOM. NO. I KNOW THAT BOTTLE IS EMPTY. YES I KNOW. NOOO! PUT IT DOWN. PUT. IT. DOWN. I LIKE THAT BOTTLE THERE. I DON’T CARE THAT IT’S EMPTY. LEAVE MY ROOM PLEASE. NO STOP TOUCHING STUFF. OH MY GOD JUST LEEEAVVVVEEEEE."

(via the-other-victors)

leovaldezly:

I love you, Jocelyn. I have for twenty years.

requested by intergalactic-fallen-angel

leovaldezly:

I love you, Jocelyn. I have for twenty years.

requested by intergalactic-fallen-angel

leovaldezly:

I love you, Jocelyn. I have for twenty years.

requested by intergalactic-fallen-angel

leovaldezly:

I love you, Jocelyn. I have for twenty years.

requested by intergalactic-fallen-angel

leovaldezly:

I love you, Jocelyn. I have for twenty years.

requested by intergalactic-fallen-angel

leovaldezly:

I love you, Jocelyn. I have for twenty years.

requested by intergalactic-fallen-angel

leovaldezly:

I love you, Jocelyn. I have for twenty years.

requested by intergalactic-fallen-angel

leovaldezly:

I love you, Jocelyn. I have for twenty years.

requested by intergalactic-fallen-angel

leovaldezly:

I love you, Jocelyn. I have for twenty years.

requested by intergalactic-fallen-angel

(via mortalacademy)


 #OnePanem

 #OnePanem
brooklynrooted:

#Someone needs to teach this man how to lie
brooklynrooted:

#Someone needs to teach this man how to lie
brooklynrooted:

#Someone needs to teach this man how to lie
brooklynrooted:

#Someone needs to teach this man how to lie
barricadefairytales:

fidefortitude:

isenseanunquenchablethirst:

is this what responsibilities look like

can i just
so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp
and johnny depp had to scream back
without either of them laughing
just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

acting
barricadefairytales:

fidefortitude:

isenseanunquenchablethirst:

is this what responsibilities look like

can i just
so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp
and johnny depp had to scream back
without either of them laughing
just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

acting

barricadefairytales:

fidefortitude:

isenseanunquenchablethirst:

is this what responsibilities look like

can i just

so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp

and johnny depp had to scream back

without either of them laughing

just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other

acting

(via odairry)

wehidebehindstars:

peachvenom:

periods help you learn how to get blood off of things which is probably why you hear more stories of men caught with murder

image

(via imkateverdeen)

theunbreakablev0w:

fake-n-bake:

I don’t need to go to college I can learn anything I want through youtube tutorials 

image

(via jonsnowscheerleader)

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

(via cinnasghost)

“Not all men!”

Yes but enough men that every girl is terrified of smiling to that guy on the bus or talking with the boy in the coffee shop. Every girl has been walking late at night at one point and been afraid of who might be following her. Every girl has referred to someone as a “creep” and every girl has refused a drink from someone she doesn’t know.

Not all men.

But enough men that all women are now afraid of most men.
It’s gotten so bad that we have to be afraid of even telling you we are afraid. We can’t ask that you please stop talking to us. Because if we do we run the risk of being labeled a “stuck up bitch” and blamed for murders and rapes in which we are the victims.

So we speak to you with body language that we hope you’ll understand. We cross our legs and look out the window and wear giant headphones that are giant signs that subtly read “DON’T TALK TO ME!” But you insist on ignoring those signs because you have it in your head that our body language doesn’t mean anything. That our bodies aren’t our bodies.

Not all men.

You can start fucking saying that when all women can stop being afraid. But that’s not gonna happen if every man a women opens up to about this issue dismisses her by saying “Not all men.”

an unofficial letter to the skeezball at work all men.

(via thehansoloist)

(via cinnasghost)

netlfix:

netlfix:

whats ET short for?

because he’s got little legs

(via theydontownme)

disneyprincest:

why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

(via precircumcised)